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Levity

A Mascot that Eats Cheerleaders: Need One?

cover your oysters, this Spartan means business

by Greg I. Hamilton on December 3, 2010

In the most theatrical (and grisly) mascot stunt ever, “Monty” of the San Diego State Aztecs, lops off that oversized Sparty’s head, rolls it down the stadium steps, and eats his still-beating Spartan heart. …

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Ride the Fine Line between Brave and Stupid

by Greg I. Hamilton on October 28, 2010

Cardboarding on snow struck these two as just plain dumb

… if we’re going to risk our lives for something we love, it oughta be exhilarating, right? Not just this sappy poetry about making beautiful calligraphic arcs down the smooth white skin of mother mountain? …

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I Am a Tyrant to Scrapbookers

Reminiscing about Brutus

by Greg I. Hamilton on August 31, 2010

Without these little flesh and bone jalopies of ours, we would be naked ghostly psyches roaming the world passing our wispy hands right through all the faces we actually long to touch …

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